Think Like A Burglar

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THE INSIDER'S HOME VULNERABILITY GUIDE

Score your home like he does. Fix it before he knocks.

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—Why the Ten-Second Walk-By is the only part of the crime that actually matters — and how to fail his test on purpose.
—The room-by-room scoring system from Building Your Room-by-Room Vulnerability Score, so you rank your own house like he does.
—Why Locks Lie — the $15 fix that stops a kick-in better than a $400 deadbolt.
—The Garage and Side Gate Blind Spot — the entry point almost nobody checks, mapped room by room.
—A full 30-day fix schedule — under-$15 fixes in week one, real hardware in week two.
—A dedicated chapter, When You Live Alone, for the exact reader who worries about this most.

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WHAT'S INSIDE

25 chapters. Every one written from his side of the fence.

CH. 1

The Ten-Second Walk-By

The entire decision is made before he reaches your driveway. Here's what he's scanning for.

CH. 4

How They Choose a House on Your Street

Why your neighbor's house got picked over yours last year — and what changed the odds.

CH. 6

Windows: The Quiet Second Choice

He doesn't love windows. He tolerates them when the front door fails his test.

CH. 9

The Empty House Tell

Three things visible from the sidewalk that tell him you're not home, right now.

CH. 13

Locks Lie: What Actually Stops a Kick-In

Your deadbolt isn't the problem. The three screws behind it are.

CH. 15

What Your Trash and Social Media Reveal

The box you left at the curb last Tuesday told him more than your alarm sign ever will.

CH. 17

Building Your Room-by-Room Vulnerability Score

The self-assessment quiz that turns "I feel unsafe" into a number you can actually fix.

CH. 23

When You Live Alone

The specific adjustments that matter more when there's no second car in the driveway.

…and 17 more chapters, including the full 30-day fix schedule.

WHY I WROTE THIS

I spent three months reading FBI incident reports and burglar interview transcripts I had no business enjoying as much as I did. Not because I planned to catch anyone. Because I wanted to know, in plain numbers, what actually separates the house that gets hit from the one thirty feet away that doesn't.

The answer wasn't an alarm sticker. It wasn't a camera blinking over the porch. Most of what gets sold to homeowners is theater that catches the crime on video after it's already happened — useful for a police report, useless for the ten seconds before he decides your house is worth the risk. What stopped burglars, in report after report, was almost always something that cost under $15 and took thirty minutes to fix.

So I built the checklist backward — from his side of the fence, not yours. Then I turned it into a book: a walk-through of the same twenty-five decision points he runs on every house he passes, and a 30-day schedule to fail every one of his tests on purpose. This is that book.

John Moses

Author, Think Like A Burglar

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DO THE MATH

The average residential burglary loss runs well past $2,600. This costs $47, once.

STAYING AS YOU ARE

— A spare key still sitting under the flowerpot by the back step.
— A side gate latch that's been "on the list" for eight months.
— One burglary every 25.7 seconds, somewhere in the country, most through a door or window that was never actually checked.
— The camera by the porch that records the crime — after it's already happened.

$47, ONCE

— A room-by-room score that tells you exactly which door he'd try first.
— A 30-day schedule, starting with fixes under $15.
— The habits from Chapter 21 that cost nothing and close half the gaps by themselves.
— One evening of reading, instead of one afternoon filing a police report.

READER LETTERS

Composite reflections from readers, shared with permission

"I did the vulnerability score from Chapter 17 on my own house and got a 61. My side gate alone knocked off nine points. Fixed it that weekend for about eleven dollars."

— Marlene T., retired schoolteacher, Ohio

"I live alone and always felt a little foolish checking locks twice. Chapter 23 didn't make me feel foolish. It made me feel like I finally had a plan instead of a worry."

— Diane R., widow, rural Kentucky

"I'd already spent $600 on a camera system. This book made me realize I hadn't touched the actual entry points once. Week two hardware fixes cost less than the camera's monthly fee."

— Robert K., homeowner, suburban Texas

QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU DECIDE

What exactly do I get?

A PDF, over 100 pages, delivered as an instant download the moment your payment clears. No shipping, no waiting, no app to install. Open it on your phone, tablet, or laptop tonight.

What if it's not for me?

You have 30 days to decide. If it doesn't earn its place, ask for your money back. No questions asked, no guilt trip in the refund email.

Is this just another "10 tips" listicle?

No. It's built around the FBI's 2025 burglary data and structured as a self-assessment: you score your own rooms, then follow a 30-day fix schedule in the order that actually matters, starting with what costs under $15.

I already have an alarm system. Do I still need this?

An alarm tells you the crime is happening. This book is about the ten seconds before he decides to try — the walk-by, the side gate, the spare key. Most alarm owners in the reports had never touched those.

Will this work for an apartment or a rural property?

The scoring system in Chapter 17 is built to be applied room by room, whatever your layout. Chapter 23, "When You Live Alone," is written specifically for single-occupant homes of any size.

How is this different from watching free videos online?

Videos give you tips in no particular order. This book gives you a score, a priority list, and a calendar — so you're not guessing which fix matters most on week one.

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